Vikash Gupta Java Developer

!!!~~Jack of All Trades~~!!!

free informations

1-{(need to check!..)

Does your car have remote keyless entry?
 This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,
 call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button,
holding it near the mobile phone on their end.
Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
 Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,
 and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
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To know your cell's serial number just dial *#06#

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IN your NOKIA cell phone dial *#0000# to know your cell details

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4-{Android OS is good but the problem with it is just after unlocking it lags for a while} 

5-{Old versions of lumia doesn't have bluetooth transfer though later they add some app to share music and pictures but not all can be shared. But, new ones doesn't have that problem so don't worry!}

6-{I-Phones still out of common man in india. First they need internet all or many times and way too costly}

7-{Windows 8 at first sight it doesn't looks nice but slowly slowly you will love it. Its great. Though shutdown is bit problem but you can just press the power button to shut and open again with it and it opens up in few seconds great. I mean there are many features you just have to hangout with it a bit then you will love it} 

sms collections

1-  A Hawae JoTumhe Chu K Mere Pas Aa Rahi Hai,
 Kai Sawal Utha Rahi He,Koi Nya Sa Git Ga Rhi Hai,
 KyA AJ V TumnE NahayA Nahi,
 JoBadbuYaha tak a rhi.

2-My past says you met me

 My future says you will care for me

 My present says you will understand me

 But my heart says you will

 Always Remember ME!

3-  I'll stand here forever,

If forever's what it takes,

because you are my forever,

and forever always waits.

4-You may miss me

You may ignore me

You may even forget me

But one day if you
wanna see me
Don't search,just see your shadow
I will be there... Trust me!!

5- Aap'DIL'maango de denge 'DHADKAN'maango de denge
'JIGAR'maango de denge,
'JAAN'tak maango to de sakte hai,qki charo flms ki VCD ghar par hai

6- No tear
no fear
khao murga
pio beer,
kyoki O my dear,
1 din baad hai new year.
Dekhi meri yari
< 1 din pehle hi bazi mari>
Happy New Year .

7.   Rone se Gum-e-Dil ka gujara nahi hota...

Har shaksh ko Dil ka sahara nahi hota...

Roz lagta hai bekaar liya Cell maine...

Jir roz isme MSG tumhara nahi hota.

 

8.   1 to Aap Sharmate bahut ho

Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho

Dil to chahta hai koi SMS na karu..

Par suna hai aap SMS padhkar hamara muskurate bahut ho.

 

9.    10 mints talkng to an intelligent person is...

Equal to readng general knowledge books for d whole day.

So u can call me at any time,for
10 mnts.


10.  May God gift U all d colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of friendship,
colors of love &
 all other colors U want to paint in your life.
 Happy Holi


20.  Knock Knock!
Anybody home?


Delivery
for you


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 (  "(;)" )   ,*@*
=(,,)=("")<-@*@
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ROSES frm me 2 wish U
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

 21- Employee-Boos ab meri shadi ho gayi,
meri salary bhada do.
BOSS-Factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimmedar nahi hoti!!
Keep Smiling!!